Tuesday

Do You Like Your Knickers Manhandled Before You Wear Them?


The dubious advantage of buying your intimates from one of the large chain stores, is that they certainly have traveled through a long supply chain all over the world before they reach you.  So your intimates are not so intimate anymore.  

Some women may like that their underwear has circumnavigated the world.  But most want to know that what they are wearing hasn’t passed through more hands than a used one dollar bill.  After all, if we all wanted our clothing to have jet lag, we’d all wear those germ-infested, acrylic blue blankets they give you on red-eye flights! 

"Darling, you dont want to know how often my nightwear has crossed the dateline!"
At Frances Smily Lingerie, we make, we ship, you wear.   
Your thong is fresh, your chemise is sparkling, your panties pristine, your baby doll immature.

The silk is virginal and the lace unblemished.  No frequent flyer miles, sorry.

We believe that what you put against your skin shouldn’t have been in the public domain.

But once on, in the privacy of your boudoir, we decline all responsibility for their condition after use!


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